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And to the noble history of our once proud island race,
There comes the greatest crisis that we've ever had to face.
With dignity we've struggled through years of pain and strife,
This could be the ruin of our very way of life;

Because the French are coming to get us,
They're not going to leave us alone,
With their Cantonas and their Eurostars and their Antoine de-bloody-Caunes.
The French are coming to get us,
They're coming in submarines,
They'll make us eat frogs and demolish our bogs and replace them with squatty latrines.

We're being infiltrated at every level it seems,
They backed all our best restaurants and half our football teams,
Their leader is among us, the dreaded Cherie Booth...
...and they poisoned Jimmy Goldsmith for telling us the truth.

Which is:
The French are coming to get us,
They'll come for you while you sleep,
And they'll wait for the call and they'll do to us all what they used to do to our sheep;

And they're full of bizzare regulations, to say what you can and can't do,
And if they had their way they'd increase our pay and put meat in our sausages too.

Yes the French are coming to get us,
And the Spanish are coming as well,
And apparently so are the Belgians,
But then again how could you tell?

And they're all in the pay of the Germans,
But the Germans are really from MARS,
That's why they're so tall and they've brainwashed us all into making inferior cars.

You're doomed, if you don't play attention,
To the warning that this message brings,
And I'm sorry it's written in crayon...
...but I'm not allowed any sharp things.

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