N-n-n-n-no, no Miss, you misunderstood
Sixteen, big boy, full pint in my manhood
I'm up to date and the date's today
so if you'll serve I'll be on my way

Madness - House of Fun lyrics meaning

Meaning

His childish embarrassment doesn't do him any favours - the clerk doubts he is old enough to make decent use of the condoms.

There is no age restrictions on the age you can purchase condoms in England and Wales.

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