I'm sorry son, but we don't stock party gimmicks in this shop
Try 'The House Of Fun' it's quicker if you run
This is a chemist, not a joke shop

Madness - House of Fun lyrics meaning

Meaning

The chemist finally loses patience with the boy, and tells him in no uncertain terms that if he doesn't have a serious intent for buying condoms then he would be much better served going to the local joke shop.

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