Bad Dreams lyrics on Law and Disorder by Larry the Cable Guy

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Alright, alright daughters we got some learning to do here
My nephew bought home another book the other day that just burns me up
Now they want a politically correct Christmas story so that they don’t offend nobody so that everybody everywhere can enjoy it
So this is the story formally known as ‘The Night before Christmas’
It is now ‘The night before a non-denominational Winter Holiday’

T'was the Night before a ‘non-denominational Winter Holiday’ when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
The ‘neutral gift sacks’ were hung by the chimney with care
In the hopes that a ‘non-specific holiday figure’ would soon be there

Children of every race, creed and nationality were restin’ all snug in their beds
While visions of ‘Sugar-Free plums’ danced in their heads
When out on the lawn, there rose such a clatter
I got up outta bed to see what was the matter and to see who was ‘violating the neighbourhood’s sound level ordinance’

But what in my wanderin eyes did appear?
But an emissions ‘free vehicle’, and eight ‘size-challenged reindeer’#
The holiday figure was so Lively and Quick
I knew in a moment it must be ‘Holiday Figure’

He had a bright, normal face and an advanced-size belly
And he laughed ‘Lady of the Evening, Lady of the Evening, Lady of the Evening’

Can you believe that?
What in the world, you can’t even say ‘Ho, Ho, Ho’ no more

What kinda Commie Crap is this, I don’t care who you are

His name is Santy Claus, and he cracks Deer with a Horse Whip, Breaks into people’s houses, drinks Rum and Eggnog and looks like Uncle Jessie from ‘Dukes of Hazard’

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Larry the Cable Guy Bad Dreams lyrics added on 11th Jul 2012




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